with a side of HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
I think..that is one of the funniest things ever. I nearly died.
"Roaming the streets"..like..thugs? Ahahahaha.
Federal agency?! BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
One part skim milk, to 8 parts water. That's the organic way to deal with powdery mildew. Spray the top and bottoms of leaves.
Seems to be working on the one squash plant affected.
Of course, that does leave the problem of raccoons showing up with their Oreos.